No doubt you've seen plenty of people in the blogosphere offering discounted tickets of £25 off to the fabulous London Comedy Writers' Festival, but they cannot GUARANTEE the safety of this bunny from psycho thespian John Malkovich:
I have Malkovich on speed dial RIGHT NOW - buy your ticket for the fest using discount code BANG2WRITE and I will make the call. The safety of that bunny is your hands, folks.
Have no idea what event I'm talking about? Check out the London Comedy Writers' Festival website here and see a schedule. It's gonna be awesome!