Because I am apparently neglecting my children and have been making them live on dust and spiderwebs whilst I devote my time to this blog, I regret to inform you that I have no choice but to suspend normal service for the next eight days.
In other words, there will be no posts until September 1st.
At the earliest.
I know that will be shocking and heartbreaking for many of you, but I assure you: you're British, you withstood rationing, the Blitz and the name change of Marathons to Snickers, you can cope. (As for my international readers, sorry but you're screwed, I wish you all the best, arf).
Please feel to talk amongst yourselves - I'm taking questions, so anything you ever wanted to know about spec scripts or scriptreading etc, leave it in the comments of this post and I will get to it ASAP the moment I get back.
See you then and Tally Ho.