There are many strange things in the world. Like alien abduction. Aurora Borealis. Geysers. Children's odd ability to say exactly the wrong thing at the wrong time, right at some toe-curling moment.
Strangest however, is the fact that for no apparent reason at all this evening I seem to have a fat eyelid. I'm not kidding. The difference between them is quite obvious. I've had it narrowed down to two things by my ex-biologist hubby: I'm allergic to my sexy new silver eyeshadow or I've somehow sprained it.
WTF? How can you SPRAIN your eyelid? Unless of course I have somehow blinked 50% more with ONE EYE and not noticed. Which is always possible.
Have a lovely evening. Looking out of both your eyes, you lucky buggers.