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Friday, February 29, 2008

Pay Close Attention

If you're wondering what you should do with your life, then you must take heed of this call to action that popped into my inbox this morning:

The Fundamentaloids now must know, speaking in the vulgar argot of this planet. I was told that Jim and we shall talk of far more interesting things. Music. You must friend. Somewhere underground so my jaw radio probably wouldn't work.

Go forth friends: we must travel underground.

Just don't bother taking your jaw radios.

Have a fab weekend!

14 comments:

evil twinz said...

Why take a jaw radio when you can take an eardrum MP3? Or an elbow DVD?

This spam is so out of date.

Dazza

Lucy said...

Erm, quite.

Helen Smith said...

I doubt very much that it's spam. It seems like a dire warning of some kind. Significant that it's 29th Feb, don't you think?

We must try and find this Jim and...

Lucy said...

Oh crap! I didn't think of that. I know several James, but no Jims. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

I'll email James Moran just in case.

Anya said...

My brother is called Jim! I will phone him and report back immediately.

Chip Smith said...

I used to play bass for The Fundamentaloids ;-)

Anya said...

Okay, here's what my brother Jim said:

Why the hell are you calling me? You know I'm on frigging nights you bitch.

Wise words.

Rach said...

And while we're on f***king. In the vulgar argot of this planet Matt Damon really needs f***king see this.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pFTAY7MF8

(Sorry, can't put links in comments yet but the Shooters bulletin has it.)

Lucy said...

Marvellous Rach, seen that! Well-wicked, innit.

So: Ben Affleck or Matt Damon by the mini bar?

Your votes please.

Rach said...

Can't I order a birthday cake instead?

Rach said...

Oh you have to watch the youtube clip to get that one. There again men or cake.....hmmm tough one.

Rach said...

And it has been pointed out to me that "Matt Damon really needs f***king see this" means something very different from "Matt Damon really needs TO f***king see this"

Blasted biscuit crumbs in keyboard!

Dave said...

Glad you corrected that cos, I read these posts too.

Rachael's Other Half.

Jason Arnopp said...

Lucy, since when have you taken to posting my private messages to you on the internet?!

The jaw radio is MY invention, do you hear me? The world is not ready.