As I've posted before, I get great spam. I get a lot of rude stuff in particular (I'm told 'cos "bang" is saucy in The States) and there's nothing like adverts for Viagra etc in broken English to cheer you up in the morning.
However, this is probably my favourite to date, subject line "Wanna Know Secret Success Relationship?":
Gals never leave guys who give them great orgasm.