This morning I woke up and found I was in Stereotype World. My children bounced out of bed like little lambs in spring, my husband made coffee whilst whistling, even the kitten was playing with a ball of string. I was filled with an enormous sense of well-being, Park Life-style.
Something was definitely wrong.
However I decided I might as well take the smooth with the rough, so went and opened my emails: on the Shooting People Screenwriters' List I discovered this blog gets a mention in the lovely Andy's editorial. Again I was pleased until I saw:
"I'm glad Lucy Vee's butted in today..."
WTF?!?!? I'll KILL him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah: that's better. Everything's returned to normal.
Be afraid, Andy. Be very afraid.