Well, it seems ironic that for me, as an "unknown" writer, that I have UNKNOWN READERS. That's right. I was looking at my site stats the other day and a whopping six per cent of my readership is from COUNTRY or COUNTRIES UNKNOWN. Weird. Are you "unknown"? I can tell you that if you're from Scotland, England, Wales, South Africa, Antigua, Germany, France, Poland or Iceland then I DO know you, albeit just location-wise. Having not had a site meter on my old blog, I can hardly believe my readership would be such a mixed bag! I'm touched. Or is it that I swear a lot and say lots of daft things, so you think this may be a porno site? Whoops, there I go again... Saying "porno" is going to clearly bring the pervs and the weirdos. Oops, I did it again. Perhaps I should change my name to Britney? Nah, have too much hair.
But anyway: if you think you may be one of those Unknown Readers drop us a line in the comments section and tell me where you are. I'd say email as well, but I appear to have a problem: yesterday I received NO EMAILS between 9 and 5. Not one. That may be unsurprising for someone you may think is a billy-no-mates who operates out of her bedroom in deepest, darkest Devon but I actually receive in the region of 60 emails a day minumum, including spam. This was further compounded by the fact that this morning I received two emails that had clearly been sent on TUESDAY. So, if you have emailed me recently, have faith: it'll get here eventually. If you need me urgently, leave a message on the blog or send to bang2write"at"hotmail"dot"co"dot"uk.
Oh, and one last thing: Bournemouth University tells us what we already know about authors with research on earnings. But what about screenwriters, hey??