Well, I didn't win or even place in, the Teachers' TV Monologues Competition. Nuts. Any other entrants wanting to torture themselves with "Oh, SO CLOSE!" can view the winners here (actually, there was a whopping 725 entries, so that should deaden the pain).
The upside of this is, I have a monologue going spare. I think it's quite good (even if the judges didn't). Anyone want to film it? You're welcome to it, for free, as long as you give me a copy of the finished article. Just email me if you want to read it.